Well, let me think about this one.
You're slightly above halfway. I mean you gotta take in the factors that bring you down. For example, you're Jewish. No one likes those. You have a relatively large nose, you're a bit too pale for people's tastes. Demons aren't peoples cup of tea. The purple/red eyes make people feel inferior because yours are natural. Oh! You're pretty short, you look like a ton of other emo boys.
<>pondering, takes a drag of his cigarette<>
Hmm. You could be a bit rambly at times and people in this age prefer little to no speech. Ha!
But other than those things, you have a ton of good qualities! Your good qualities are the fact that you're really adorable, like a derpkitten. You have a pretty nice home, you're rich, tons of ladies would like to get with you even if you don't swing that way. There is also your snarky attitude that makes you just lovable.
So yeah, I think you're pretty halfway decent! Ha ha ha!
1. No one can work a vest as good as you
2. You're caring and everyone asks you for favors
3. Your delicate frame would be fun to pulverize in bed
4. You smoke cigarettes like a champ.
- I got more diamonds
- I'm getting a pet tiger
- That tiger is getting a diamond collar
- I got a throne made out of diamond
- I also turned our house into a giant genie lamp
We can tie robes, we can tie robes
Out with this Indy garb, wearing a hijab
We can tie robes, we can tie robes
Out with this Indy garb, wearing a hijab
Don't you get any ideas, don't you even. Everyone else around here may love children, but, they wreck my nerves and I wouldn't mind punting a ten-year-old, yes. 8(